LOONDUNE—The new Beefles movie is taking young renengagers on a wild stampede away from the fencelines and out into the fields where they can finally know what a song and dance is.
“This is New Cow Brainwashing and it needs to stop,” hardline blazeface Steve Steer cowpied. “Don’t they know there is a war going on and these goofy cows want to sing? Heifer, please.”
But Steer is a lone bleat lost in the new harmony of the Beefles, and the songs speak for themselves:
HERD DAZE NIGHT
It’s been a herd daze night
I’m bein’ herded by a dog
It’s been a herd daze night
I should be sleeping’ like a frog
But when I stand next to you
I find the things that you moo
will make me feel all right
I WANNA BE YOUR COW
I wanna be yr heifer baby
I wanna be yr cow
Tell me that you’ll milk me baby
Cuz I know U know how
I SHUDDA NONE BUTTER
I shudda none butter with a cow like U
Becuz I love everything that you moo
In the dew, and the hay, and the dewwww
No eyeeeeeeee
Never realized alotta things before
If this is milk U gotta give me more
Gimme more, hay hay hay, gimme mooooooore
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