WASHTOWN—In a war that might be over before it begins, President Joe Blow has ordered a massive renegade cow roundup, only to find his troops are not up to the task.
“We’re supposed to do what now?” has been the general response to the new roundup order. “And now how the brown cow we s’posed to do that?”
“The new moohoo army is filled today with less than Grade A Prime,” retired cownel Milk Moovenhoofer snoofed. “The only way to get rid of this moohoo whinerama is good-ol-fashioned moohoofitude.”
But traditional military moohoofitude seems in short supply these days. “We are grass-fed and pasture-raised, high on prime alfalfa, so to us, beef like Moovenhoofer is as square as it gits,” Now Cow Cloo globed on her Cowmentary Channel. “He is like a flank steak from prehistory.”
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