NEW BOVINE-CENTAUR CENTIPEDE FOOTAGE

Country In Uproar

WASHTOWN—This time, Ellen Muskrat has gone too far.

New leakedvid shockfest clearly shows Muskrat in flagrante delicto on receiving end of multiple disgusting orifices spewing hideous miasmas of filth.

The hurlworthy cringefest took place aboard Muskrat’s private UFO and included not only Rump, Loonie, Lala, Bonehead, Hoofass, and the DJT-4547, but also a roster of C-List lowlifes adding edgy gruntfactor to the noxious violation.

Muskrat was quik to come out slavering from both ends. “U C this is sick pig media taking innocent private Bovine-Centaur Centipede Party n turn it into sumpin creepy n crass—U pigs r sick s y U were not invited n U jist jealous cuz we coola richa n smaaaaater than U grammalovin grunts.”

“But U were eating feces and wallowing in filth.”

“What I do on my dime nunna yr bizness.”

“But U are trying to buy our country and sell it to the Martians.”

“So—U R lucky 2 have me cuz I so smaaaaaaaaaaaat.”

The gruesome footage has now gone viral and while half the country is still in shock of PTSD from things and events they cannot unsee, the other half is in full torch and pitchfork mode, ready to put a stop to this idiotic, moronic, criminal, immoral, completely stupid nonsense once and for all.

And no more goddam apologists—at this point U R nothing but a bunch of cowardly traitorous dumfux too stupid to see the truth.

Nuff said.

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